All the things I would NEVER tell you in 8 songs and 12 pictures

What if you were on a first date, and one by one, all your old lovers turned up ... A woman on a disastrous first date, bored beyond good judgement, trips herself into telling her own life story. The critical decision will of course be – WHAT TO LEAVE OUT? Whatever tale she’s trying to sell, the real blood and spice of all her old relationships keep spilling out onto the dinner table, as her old lovers, the good, the bad and the pig- ugly, pull up a chair to contest her version of events.

A one woman show in which Ana Momplet Chico plays 14 characters, sings 8 songs, and tries very hard to ignore 12 pictures.The smash opening act of SpainÂ’s major independent theatre festival, the Alternativa, 2004 and fresh from a sell out season at the 2005 Sydney Mardi Gras.